Best Pickup Lines

Are you a book? Because I'm completely hooked on your story.

Do you have a name, or can I just call you 'my next favorite daydream'?

I think my day was missing a highlight. And then I saw you.

Are you a piece of bread? Because I want to toast to us.

Are you a geologist? Because you make my world rock.

You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day.

I just lost my favorite teddy bear. Can I sleep with you instead?

I'm not a farmer, but you're growing on me like a weed in a perfectly manicured lawn.

I'm not a professional chef, but I can tell you're made of all the right ingredients.

If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet one. And I'm suddenly in the mood for a snack.

Are you a dictionary? Because you give a whole new meaning to the word 'stunning'.

Did we go to school together? I swear we had chemistry, and I'm ready to be your lab partner.

Was your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Are you a Post-it note? Because I'm completely stuck on you.

Are you a calendar? Because you've got 'date' written all over you.

Are you a phone charger? Because I'm dying without you.

Are you a block of cheese? Because you're looking extra sharp tonight.

I'm usually great with directions, but I seem to have gotten lost in your eyes.

If you were a font, you'd be my favorite typeface.

If you were a piece of homework, you'd be the extra credit I'd actually want to do.