Best Pickup Lines

Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!

I think my phone's brightness is broken. It seems way too dim compared to your smile.

Are you a UFO? Because you're out of this world and you've just abducted my attention.

I'm not a meteorologist, but I'm predicting a storm of feelings, with a 100% chance of me falling for you.

Are you my morning coffee? Because I can't imagine starting my day without you.

I'm not a thief, but I'm here to steal a moment of your time... and maybe your heart.

I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches of conversation from me.

Are you a subscription service? Because I'd like to sign up for a lifetime with you.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my wiener.

You must be a trending topic, because you're all I can think about today.

I'm not a professional artist, but you're the only thing I want to draw closer.

Are you a highlighter? Because you're the brightest part of my day.

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.

Are you a keyboard shortcut? Because you're saving my night from being boring.

You must be made of honey, because you're bee-autiful and I'm feeling a sweet attraction.

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

I must have a bad sense of direction, because I keep getting lost in your smile.

I'm not an electrician, but I can definitely feel a spark between us.

Do you have a name, or can I just call you 'my next favorite daydream'?

Are you a book? Because I'm completely hooked on your story.