Best Pickup Lines

Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.

Are you a broom? Because you've just swept me off my feet.

You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business.

If you were a parking ticket, I wouldn't even mind paying the fine.

I was having a pretty average day, but then you walked in and suddenly it's a highlight reel.

My beaver is bored and wants to play, do you have any wood for my beaver today?

Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it.

My shoelaces must be untied, because I'm tripping over my own feet trying to get to you.

Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y.

I think my phone is broken. It's supposed to have your number in it, but it's clearly missing.

If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple.

Can I follow you? Because my mom told me to follow my dreams.

Are you Bluetooth? Because I feel like we could pair instantly.

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

I'm not a professional gardener, but I'd love to plant a seed of conversation and see what grows between us.

Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.

Is your body a construction site? Because I'm ready to get down and dirty.

Are you a stop sign? Because I can't move when I see you.

Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!

I'm not a photographer, but I can already picture our first date. It's pixel perfect.