Best Pickup Lines

I'm usually great with directions, but I seem to have gotten lost in your eyes.

Are you a slice of pizza? Because you've got a pizza my heart.

My doctor just told me I'm dangerously low on Vitamin U.

Do you have a good eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind.

I'm not a lumberjack, but one look at you and I'm falling hard.

Are you a piece of paper? Because you're tear-able... tear-ably cute, that is.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see.

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a 'good-looking' beet.

I'm not a farmer, but you look like a good crop.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Did you just come out of an oven? Because you're hot and I'm ready for a slice.

My friends told me to be more social. Is this how you do it?

If I had a nickel for every time I thought about you today, I'd have exactly one nickel. We just met.

I don't need a thousand words to describe you. Your presence says everything.

Are you a software bug? Because you've been causing unexpected behavior in my heart.

My therapist says I need to take more risks. Want to help me work on my personal growth?

I was going to wait three days to text you, but I'm not that good at following rules.

I'm fluent in three languages: English, sarcasm, and body language. Which would you like me to use?

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?

I'd offer you a pick-up line, but it seems you've already picked me up off my feet.