Best Pickup Lines

I'm not sure what's brighter, the stars outside or your smile.

I was having a pretty average day, but then you walked in and suddenly it's a highlight reel.

You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business.

If you were a parking ticket, I wouldn't even mind paying the fine.

Are you a broom? Because you've just swept me off my feet.

I think my phone is broken. It's supposed to have your number in it, but it's clearly missing.

Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y.

My beaver is bored and wants to play, do you have any wood for my beaver today?

Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it.

My shoelaces must be untied, because I'm tripping over my own feet trying to get to you.

If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple.

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Can I follow you? Because my mom told me to follow my dreams.

Are you Bluetooth? Because I feel like we could pair instantly.

I'm not a professional gardener, but I'd love to plant a seed of conversation and see what grows between us.

Are you a stop sign? Because I can't move when I see you.

Is your body a construction site? Because I'm ready to get down and dirty.

Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.

I'm not a photographer, but I can already picture our first date. It's pixel perfect.

Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect.