Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
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Pick Me Up

Latest Pick-Up Lines

Corny
I'm new in town. Can I have the directions to your house please?
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Cheesy
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
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Cheesy
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
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Dirty
Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my wiener.
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Corny
Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I've found his missing angel.
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Funny
Is there a mirror in your pants? I think I can see myself in them.
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Dirty
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!
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Cheesy
On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need.
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Cheesy
You know what's beautiful? Read the first word.
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Corny
I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
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Cheesy
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
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Dirty
Baby, I'm not weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight!
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Dirty
Wanna be my girlfrien'? I didn't put the 'D' because you'll get that later.
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Dirty
You are the Sun to my Moon, the Yin to my Yang, there's no one else that I'd rather bang.
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Corny
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
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Cheesy
Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
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Cheesy
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
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Dirty
I'll treat you like my homework; I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
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Corny
Did we have class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
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Corny
You must be a keyboard, because you're just my type.
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