Did you get those pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off!
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Pick Me Up

Latest Pick-Up Lines

Cheesy
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
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Cheesy
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
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Dirty
Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my wiener.
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Corny
Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I've found his missing angel.
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Funny
Is there a mirror in your pants? I think I can see myself in them.
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Dirty
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!
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Cheesy
On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need.
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Cheesy
You know what's beautiful? Read the first word.
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Corny
I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
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Cheesy
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
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Dirty
Baby, I'm not weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight!
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Dirty
Wanna be my girlfrien'? I didn't put the 'D' because you'll get that later.
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