Latest Pickup Lines

Are you a slice of pizza? Because you've got a pizza my heart.

I'm not a fortune teller, but our future looks like this: we talk, we laugh, you give me your number. No pressure to mess with destiny.

I'm building a playlist of my favorite sounds, and I was hoping I could record your laugh.

Are you a software update? Because not only are you improving my night, but you're also making me agree to terms and conditions I haven't read.

I'm not a mind reader, but I can tell you're looking for a conversation that's better than the one you're currently in. Allow me to upgrade you.

I'm studying history, and I have a feeling our date tonight is going to be one for the books. Specifically, the Kama Sutra.

I'm not a poet, but if I had to describe my world, I'd just say your name.

Are you a calendar? Because you've got 'date' written all over you.

I don't have a 5-year plan, but my 5-second plan is to get your name. How am I doing?

I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100%... about to awkwardly introduce myself to you.

If you were a song, you'd be the one stuck in my head for all the right reasons.

Are you a perfect avocado? Because I'd pay extra for you.

My night was going well, but 'well' is forgettable. I came over here to see if we could make it remarkable.

I've read about moments that change everything. I think I'm living in one right now.

Let's be honest, our grandkids are going to ask how we met. We should probably make this story a good one. It starts now.

On a scale of one to ten, you're a certified ten. My social skills, however, are a solid three. So, can you help me out?

Are you a drum set? Because I want to bang you all night long.

My phone's screen is too dark. Can I use your smile to light it up?

Are you a broom? Because you've just swept me off my feet.

Are you a soufflé? Because you've got my heart rising.