Best Pickup Lines

Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.

Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!

Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon.

Are you a soufflé? Because you've got my heart rising.

You must be a farmer, because you're making my crops rise.

My doctor told me I'm running low on Vitamin D. Could you help me with my deficiency?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.

I'm not a scientist, but I think we're about to have a reaction that's more than just chemistry.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten up my day.

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

If you were a library book, I'd check you out.

Are you made of grapes? Because you are fine as wine.

Are you a drum set? Because I want to bang you all night long.

I know I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Are you a ghost? Because you've been haunting my thoughts in the most beautiful way.

Is your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout!

Are you a baker? Because you just made my heart melt like butter.

I was so enchanted by your beauty, I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.