Best Pickup Lines

I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

I'm not sure what's brighter, the stars outside or your smile.

Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.

You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business.

I was having a pretty average day, but then you walked in and suddenly it's a highlight reel.

Are you a broom? Because you've just swept me off my feet.

If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple.

My shoelaces must be untied, because I'm tripping over my own feet trying to get to you.

My beaver is bored and wants to play, do you have any wood for my beaver today?

Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it.

Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y.

I think my phone is broken. It's supposed to have your number in it, but it's clearly missing.

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Can I follow you? Because my mom told me to follow my dreams.

I'm not a professional gardener, but I'd love to plant a seed of conversation and see what grows between us.

Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.

Are you a stop sign? Because I can't move when I see you.

Is your body a construction site? Because I'm ready to get down and dirty.

Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect.

Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!