Best Pickup Lines

Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.

I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups.

Are you my browser history? Because I'm a little embarrassed by you, but I also can't look away.

Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.

That outfit is amazing. I'd love to help you get it off after a long day.

Are you a gardener? You've got my soil feeling all kinds of fertile.

I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you.

Let's play carpenter. First we'll get hammered, and then I'll nail you.

Is your name clay? Because you're absolutely moldable in all the right ways.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away.

Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.

Do you have any overdue library books? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you.

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

You must be the square root of 2 because I feel irrational around you.

Are you from space? Because your beauty is out of this world, and I'm an astronot-gonna-lie.

Are you a loan? Because you have my interest.

Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam.

I'm no photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.