Best Pickup Lines

Are you made of grapes? Because you are fine as wine.

Are you a baker? Because you just made my heart melt like butter.

Is your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout!

I know I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Are you a drum set? Because I want to bang you all night long.

You are the Sun to my Moon, the Yin to my Yang, there's no one else that I'd rather bang.

Are you my laundry? Because I want to get you wet and do you in my basement.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

I'm not a hoarder, but I really want to keep you forever.

My phone's battery is dying, but talking to you is giving me a second charge.

Are you today's date? Because you're 11/10.

If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one.

Are you a compass? Because you just pointed my heart in a whole new direction.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down... and so are you.

Is that a shovel in your pocket, or are you just digging me?

Are you a strawberry? Because you are berry cute and I want to pick you.

Do you come here often? Because I'm about to come here right now.

I was going to tell you a joke about my cock, but it's too long.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have 'I'll deal with you later' written all over you.