Best Pickup Lines

Were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!

Excuse me, I think you dropped something: my jaw.

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te!

My love for you is like dividing by zero... it cannot be defined.

Baby, I'm not weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight!

Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type.

Are you Australian? Because when I look at you, I feel like I'm down under.

They say nothing lasts forever. So, will you be my nothing?

I'm trying to be more responsible, so I have to admit something: I'm fully responsible for the awkward silence that's about to happen after I say hi.

You must be made of cheese. Because you're looking Gouda tonight.

I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.

You must be jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.

You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.

My favorite kind of math is division. Let's go to my place, subtract our clothes, and divide your legs.

My favorite subject in school was chemistry, but I'd rather study your anatomy.

If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass instruction on how to make someone's heart stop.

Are you a bowl of spaghetti? Because I'm completely tangled up in you.

We're not socks, but I think we'd make a great pair.

Let's play a game of 'what's for dinner'. Spoiler alert: it's you.

Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.