Best Pickup Lines

I'm an advocate for reducing waste. So why don't we skip the small talk, go back to my place, and get straight to wearing each other out?

I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

You must be a campfire, because you're smoking hot and I'm ready to get burned.

Are you a typo? Because you’re everything I’ve been looking for, plus a little extra.

If our lives were a movie, meeting you would be the part where the black-and-white world turns to color.

You're the only girl I love now, but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mom.'

I'm great with numbers. I can show you if you give me yours and let me add you to my bed, subtract your clothes, and multiply.

I just did my taxes and I'm supposed to declare all my dependents. Can I list you?

If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction.

I'm trying to get into meal prep. Can I plan on eating you out for the whole week?

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'I'm going to cost you' written all over you, and I'm willing to pay the price.

Are you a campfire? Because I want to get you hot and put my stick in you.

Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper.

Excuse me, I think you dropped something: my jaw.

My bedroom has a strict 'no pants' policy. I can give you a private tour if you'd like.

Were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!

Are you a dad joke? Because you're delightfully corny and I can't help but smile.

Hey, do you like pudding? Well how about pudding this dick in your mouth?

My favorite kind of exercise is a mix of cardio and squats. Coincidentally, my bed is the perfect gym.

Are you a well-written essay? Because you've got a great introduction, a compelling body, and I'm dying to get to your conclusion.