Best Pickup Lines

I was so enchanted by your beauty, I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

I know I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Are you a baker? Because you just made my heart melt like butter.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

You are the Sun to my Moon, the Yin to my Yang, there's no one else that I'd rather bang.

I'm not a hoarder, but I really want to keep you forever.

Are you my laundry? Because I want to get you wet and do you in my basement.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

Are you today's date? Because you're 11/10.

If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one.

Are you a compass? Because you just pointed my heart in a whole new direction.

My phone's battery is dying, but talking to you is giving me a second charge.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down... and so are you.

I was going to tell you a joke about my cock, but it's too long.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have 'I'll deal with you later' written all over you.

Do you come here often? Because I'm about to come here right now.

Are you a strawberry? Because you are berry cute and I want to pick you.

Is that a shovel in your pocket, or are you just digging me?

Are you a bank? Because you've got my interest and I'm ready to make a long-term deposit.

Do you have a library card? Because I'm checking you out, and I'm not planning on returning you on time.