Best Pickup Lines

I'm not a professional photographer, but I can definitely see us developing.

You're like the perfect shopping deal—too good to pass up and definitely worth bragging about.

I'm trying to be more eco-friendly, so I think we should shower together. You know, for the planet.

Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

You must be auxin because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation.

I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you're a total BaBe.

I'm an expert in oral presentations. I'd love to give you a private demonstration sometime.

Are you a system update? Because I'd like to do you overnight while we're both plugged in.

I'm an advocate for reducing waste. So why don't we skip the small talk, go back to my place, and get straight to wearing each other out?

I'm great with numbers. I can show you if you give me yours and let me add you to my bed, subtract your clothes, and multiply.

If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction.

I just did my taxes and I'm supposed to declare all my dependents. Can I list you?

If our lives were a movie, meeting you would be the part where the black-and-white world turns to color.

You're the only girl I love now, but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mom.'

Are you a typo? Because you’re everything I’ve been looking for, plus a little extra.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'I'm going to cost you' written all over you, and I'm willing to pay the price.

Hey, do you like pudding? Well how about pudding this dick in your mouth?

Were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!

Excuse me, I think you dropped something: my jaw.