Best Pickup Lines

Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you're a total BaBe.

I'm an advocate for reducing waste. So why don't we skip the small talk, go back to my place, and get straight to wearing each other out?

You must be auxin because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation.

I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

You must be a campfire, because you're smoking hot and I'm ready to get burned.

I'm trying to be more eco-friendly, so I think we should shower together. You know, for the planet.

I'm an expert in oral presentations. I'd love to give you a private demonstration sometime.

You're like the perfect shopping deal—too good to pass up and definitely worth bragging about.

Are you a system update? Because I'd like to do you overnight while we're both plugged in.

You're the only girl I love now, but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mom.'

I'm great with numbers. I can show you if you give me yours and let me add you to my bed, subtract your clothes, and multiply.

If our lives were a movie, meeting you would be the part where the black-and-white world turns to color.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'I'm going to cost you' written all over you, and I'm willing to pay the price.

I just did my taxes and I'm supposed to declare all my dependents. Can I list you?

If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction.

Are you a typo? Because you’re everything I’ve been looking for, plus a little extra.

Hey, do you like pudding? Well how about pudding this dick in your mouth?

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te!

Are you a well-written essay? Because you've got a great introduction, a compelling body, and I'm dying to get to your conclusion.