Best Pickup Lines

Excuse me, I think you dropped something: my jaw.

Are you a well-written essay? Because you've got a great introduction, a compelling body, and I'm dying to get to your conclusion.

Hey, do you like pudding? Well how about pudding this dick in your mouth?

Were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!

My love for you is like dividing by zero... it cannot be defined.

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te!

Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper.

I'm no Shakespeare, but you're inspiring me to write a sonnet.

My bedroom has a strict 'no pants' policy. I can give you a private tour if you'd like.

I'm trying to be more responsible, so I have to admit something: I'm fully responsible for the awkward silence that's about to happen after I say hi.

They say nothing lasts forever. So, will you be my nothing?

You must be made of cheese. Because you're looking Gouda tonight.

Are you Australian? Because when I look at you, I feel like I'm down under.

Baby, I'm not weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight!

I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.

Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type.

My favorite subject in school was chemistry, but I'd rather study your anatomy.

My favorite kind of math is division. Let's go to my place, subtract our clothes, and divide your legs.

Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.

We're not socks, but I think we'd make a great pair.