Best Pickup Lines

Did you get those pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off!

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, and I'm ready to commit.

Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

I think my phone's GPS is broken. It keeps telling me I'm here, but I'm clearly lost in your vibe.

Are you a vintage wine? Because you're getting finer and more interesting the longer I look at you.

My favorite thing to do is homework. And by that, I mean I'd like to do you on my work desk at home.

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!

Are you a puzzle? Because I feel like all my pieces just fell into place the moment I saw you.

Let's play Titanic. You be the ocean, and I'll go down on you.

Are you my wisdom teeth? Because you're causing a stir in my mind and I feel an urgent need to take you out.

I'm an organ donor, but I'd really like to give you my heart... and a few other organs.

Are you my favorite sweater? Because I want to wrap myself up in you and feel cozy all day.

Are you a Black Friday sale? Because I'd line up for hours just to get a chance with you.

Are you a perfect Spotify playlist? Because you're exactly what I was looking for.

Are you a credit score? Because you're a perfect 10 and I'm looking for a long-term investment.

I'm not a gambler, but I'd bet on us.

I'm studying history, and I have a feeling our date tonight is going to be one for the books. Specifically, the Kama Sutra.

Are you a bookmark? Because you've saved my spot in this crowded room.

I'm not a professional photographer, but I can definitely see us developing.