Best Pickup Lines

I'm studying to be a dentist. Are you free tonight for a practical exam?

Are you my phone's terms and conditions? Because I'm willing to agree to anything you say without reading the details.

That outfit is incredible. It would look even better on my bedroom floor, crumpled up in a ball of destiny.

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

I'm pretty sure my phone is broken. It's missing your number.

My favorite word is 'menu,' because it has 'me 'n' u' in it. And I'm starving.

Are you a Netflix series? Because I could binge-watch you all weekend without a single break.

I'm great at following instructions. So, what are you telling me to do with my night?

I'm not a gardener, but I'm definitely digging your vibe.

You must be a custom emoji, because I've never seen a smile like yours before.

Forget the butterflies—I feel the whole zoo when I look at you, and they're all roaring for me to say hello.

I'm not an artist, but I'm definitely drawn to you.

You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

Are you a time traveler? Because I can't see my future without you in it.

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, and I'm ready to commit.

Did you get those pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off!

Are you a good investment? Because I'd like to see you compound my interest nightly.

Are you a pop-up ad? Because you're annoyingly good at capturing my full attention.

I wish I were adenine so I could get paired with U.

You're hotter than the bottom of my laptop.