Best Pickup Lines

Let's play a game. If I win, you take me on a date. If you win, I take you home.

Are you my phone's terms and conditions? Because I'm willing to agree to anything you say without reading the details.

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

I'm pretty sure my phone is broken. It's missing your number.

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Forget the butterflies—I feel the whole zoo when I look at you, and they're all roaring for me to say hello.

You must be a custom emoji, because I've never seen a smile like yours before.

Are you a Netflix series? Because I could binge-watch you all weekend without a single break.

My favorite word is 'menu,' because it has 'me 'n' u' in it. And I'm starving.

I'm great at following instructions. So, what are you telling me to do with my night?

I'm not a gardener, but I'm definitely digging your vibe.

I'm no weather forecaster, but you can expect a solid 6-8 inches tonight.

I'm not an artist, but I'm definitely drawn to you.

You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

Are you a time traveler? Because I can't see my future without you in it.

Are you a good investment? Because I'd like to see you compound my interest nightly.

Are you a conspiracy theory? Because I'm starting to believe in you even though my friends think I'm crazy.

Are you a pop-up ad? Because you're annoyingly good at capturing my full attention.

I wish I were adenine so I could get paired with U.

You're hotter than the bottom of my laptop.