Best Pickup Lines

They say nothing lasts forever. So, will you be my nothing?

You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.

If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass instruction on how to make someone's heart stop.

Are you a bowl of spaghetti? Because I'm completely tangled up in you.

We're not socks, but I think we'd make a great pair.

You must be jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.

Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.

My favorite subject in school was chemistry, but I'd rather study your anatomy.

I'm not a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

My favorite kind of math is division. Let's go to my place, subtract our clothes, and divide your legs.

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups.

Are you my browser history? Because I'm a little embarrassed by you, but I also can't look away.

Are you a gardener? You've got my soil feeling all kinds of fertile.

I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.

I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you.

Let's play carpenter. First we'll get hammered, and then I'll nail you.

Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Is your name clay? Because you're absolutely moldable in all the right ways.