Best Pickup Lines

I've been trying to come up with the perfect thing to say, but I think I'll just settle for 'hello' and a chance to know your name.

You must be a software update, because not only are you taking forever to load, but I can't seem to skip you.

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

I just Googled 'perfect first line' and it said 'Just go talk to them.' So, how's my execution?

If our meeting was a song, it wouldn't be a pop hit. It would be a timeless classic that people listen to for generations.

I'm not a psychic, but I can see you in my future... probably telling this story about how we met.

That outfit is amazing. I'm just imagining the fun we'd have taking it off later.

I was feeling a little off today, but you've definitely turned me on.

Are you a piece of art? Because I want to admire you in public and study you in private.

Do you have a name, or can I just call you 'the reason I'm about to have a great story to tell my friends tomorrow'?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm terrible at poetry, but I'm great at talking to you.

Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.

Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

You're like a high test score. I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

I'm writing a book about the wonders of the world. Can I include your smile in the first chapter?

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

Are you a perfect cup of coffee? Because you're hot, you're strong, and I can't start my day without thinking about you.

My phone's battery is dying, but I think I just found my emergency power source.

Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest and I'm wondering about the terms of this arrangement.

Are you a limited edition? Because I have this urge to collect you before someone else does.