Best Pickup Lines

My favorite thing to do is homework. And by that, I mean I'd like to do you on my work desk at home.

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

I'm not a gambler, but I'd bet on us.

Are you my wisdom teeth? Because you're causing a stir in my mind and I feel an urgent need to take you out.

Are you a perfect Spotify playlist? Because you're exactly what I was looking for.

Are you a credit score? Because you're a perfect 10 and I'm looking for a long-term investment.

I'm an organ donor, but I'd really like to give you my heart... and a few other organs.

Are you a bookmark? Because you've saved my spot in this crowded room.

Are you a Black Friday sale? Because I'd line up for hours just to get a chance with you.

I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you're a total BaBe.

Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

You must be a campfire, because you're smoking hot and I'm ready to get burned.

I'm not a professional photographer, but I can definitely see us developing.

You're like the perfect shopping deal—too good to pass up and definitely worth bragging about.

You must be auxin because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation.

Are you a system update? Because I'd like to do you overnight while we're both plugged in.

I'm trying to be more eco-friendly, so I think we should shower together. You know, for the planet.

If our lives were a movie, meeting you would be the part where the black-and-white world turns to color.

I'm great with numbers. I can show you if you give me yours and let me add you to my bed, subtract your clothes, and multiply.