Best Pickup Lines

Are you a miner? Because I'm ready to explore every inch of your deep, dark tunnels.

I used to think my dreams were just ideas, until I saw one of them walking and talking.

I just did a quick survey, and it turns out my day would be 100% better after talking to you. The data doesn't lie.

Is your name Thanksgiving leftover? Because I want to take you home and enjoy you for the next few days.

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9, and I'm the 1 you need.

Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me want to take you out.

Are you my social media feed? Because I could scroll through you for hours.

Are you a password? Because you're hard to figure out, but I'm willing to try all night.

Are you my student loans? Because you have my undivided attention and I'm ready to commit for a very long time.

I'm not a poet, but if I were, my muse would look a lot like you.

I'm not sure if I should be nervous or excited, but I'm definitely feeling something since I saw you.

Are you a system error? Because my heart just crashed, and I think you're the only one who can reboot it.

I'm trying to be more present, and ever since I saw you, you're the only thing in my present moment.

Are you a perfect score on a test? Because I'm not sure how you're real, but I'd love to take you home to my parents.

Are you a perfect avocado? Because I'd pay extra for you.

Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.

Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.