Best Pickup Lines

They say the best things in life are free, but I'm pretty sure your smile is priceless.

I just survived Thanksgiving dinner with my family. If I can handle that, I can definitely handle taking you out.

Some people search their whole lives to find what I found in the moment I saw you.

I'm not sure what the future holds, but I know it looks a lot brighter with you in it.

I'm not a psychic, but I can see two things in your future: your next drink, and me buying it for you.

I'm great at following instructions. So, what are the directions to your place?

Is it cold in here or are you just making me shiver with anticipation about where this conversation might go?

You have an energy that's incredibly magnetic; I had to come find out more about it.

I'm terrible at starting conversations. Any advice on how to talk to someone as intriguing as you?

I'm not a gambler, but I would bet you're even more interesting than you look.

I'm not a professional comedian, but I bet I can make you laugh in 3... 2... Hi.

If we were cats, I'd spend all nine lives with you.

I'm not a sommelier, but I can tell we'd be a great pairing.

I just took a DNA test, and it turns out I'm 100% missing your number.

I'm not a grammar expert, but I think we're a perfect clause.

Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.

I'm an advocate for hands-on learning. Your body is the subject, and I'm ready for a very practical exam.

My brain just did a factory reset after seeing you. What was your name again?

I'm not a professional photographer, but I can already see us developing... a really awkward but hilarious first date story.

My phone's screen is too dark. Can I use your smile to light it up?