Best Pickup Lines

You must be a custom emoji, because I've never seen a smile like yours before.

My favorite word is 'menu,' because it has 'me 'n' u' in it. And I'm starving.

I'm not a gardener, but I'm definitely digging your vibe.

I'm great at following instructions. So, what are you telling me to do with my night?

I'm pretty sure my phone is broken. It's missing your number.

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

Are you a conspiracy theory? Because I'm starting to believe in you even though my friends think I'm crazy.

Are you a good investment? Because I'd like to see you compound my interest nightly.

I'm not an artist, but I'm definitely drawn to you.

You're hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

I wish I were adenine so I could get paired with U.

Did you get those pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off!

I'm no weather forecaster, but you can expect a solid 6-8 inches tonight.

Are you a time traveler? Because I can't see my future without you in it.

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, and I'm ready to commit.

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!

Let's play Titanic. You be the ocean, and I'll go down on you.

Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

I think my phone's GPS is broken. It keeps telling me I'm here, but I'm clearly lost in your vibe.