Best Pickup Lines

Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.

I'm an advocate for hands-on learning. Your body is the subject, and I'm ready for a very practical exam.

My brain just did a factory reset after seeing you. What was your name again?

I'm not a professional photographer, but I can already see us developing... a really awkward but hilarious first date story.

My phone's screen is too dark. Can I use your smile to light it up?

You must be a software update, because not only are you taking forever to load, but I can't seem to skip you.

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

I just Googled 'perfect first line' and it said 'Just go talk to them.' So, how's my execution?

If our meeting was a song, it wouldn't be a pop hit. It would be a timeless classic that people listen to for generations.

I'm not a psychic, but I can see you in my future... probably telling this story about how we met.

That outfit is amazing. I'm just imagining the fun we'd have taking it off later.

I was feeling a little off today, but you've definitely turned me on.

Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.

Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

You're like a high test score. I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

I'm writing a book about the wonders of the world. Can I include your smile in the first chapter?

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest and I'm wondering about the terms of this arrangement.

Are you a limited edition? Because I have this urge to collect you before someone else does.

I'll treat you like my homework; I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.