Best Pickup Lines

I'm trying to settle a bet with my friends. Is it possible to be both intimidatingly cool and approachable? You seem to be the expert.

If you were a notification, you'd be the only one I'd never clear.

Are you a perfectly curated playlist? Because every little thing about you seems to be a hit.

I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100%... about to awkwardly introduce myself to you.

Are you my favorite song? Because I could listen to you talk on repeat and never get bored.

If you were a song, you'd be the one stuck in my head for all the right reasons.

I was going to play it cool, but your smile made me forget my entire game plan.

I just survived Thanksgiving dinner with my family. If I can handle that, I can definitely handle taking you out.

Some people search their whole lives to find what I found in the moment I saw you.

I'm not sure what the future holds, but I know it looks a lot brighter with you in it.

I'm not a psychic, but I can see two things in your future: your next drink, and me buying it for you.

I'm great at following instructions. So, what are the directions to your place?

You have an energy that's incredibly magnetic; I had to come find out more about it.

I'm terrible at starting conversations. Any advice on how to talk to someone as intriguing as you?

I'm not a gambler, but I would bet you're even more interesting than you look.

I'm not a professional comedian, but I bet I can make you laugh in 3... 2... Hi.

If we were cats, I'd spend all nine lives with you.

I'm not a sommelier, but I can tell we'd be a great pairing.

I just took a DNA test, and it turns out I'm 100% missing your number.

I'm not a grammar expert, but I think we're a perfect clause.