Best Pickup Lines

I'm collecting data on the best smiles in the room. So far, you're winning by a landslide.

I'm not a bartender, but I can tell you're a perfect mix of everything I'm looking for.

I just saw you and completely forgot what I was doing. So, I guess my new plan is talking to you.

I've read poems and heard songs about beauty, but they all feel like understatements now.

On a scale of one to ten, you're a certified ten. My social skills, however, are a solid three. So, can you help me out?

This Thanksgiving, I'm thankful I walked into this room at the exact moment you were standing here.

If this were a romance novel, we'd be at that part where the protagonist realizes they've been falling for you since page one.

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

I'm not looking for a fairytale, just a real story. And I have a feeling ours could be a bestseller.

I'm not a professional comedian, but I bet I can make you laugh. Or at least make you awkwardly smile while you back away slowly. Worth a shot?

My phone's telling me I should be networking. Is getting your number considered a professional connection?

If you were words on a page, you'd be the fine print.

My phone's battery is dying, which is tragic, because it means I have less time to get your number.

I'm not a scientist, but I'm pretty sure we have enough chemistry to start a fire... or at least a really awkward conversation. Your choice.

If you were a song, you'd be the best track on the entire album.

I don't really believe in fate, but I have a feeling meeting you was written in the stars.

I just had to come over and say that your smile is my new favorite notification.

I'm trying to learn a new language, and I think your body language is the one I want to be fluent in.

If our story was a book, meeting you is the chapter I'd bookmark and read over and over.

Are you a tax return? Because meeting you feels like money I didn't know I was getting back.