Best Pickup Lines

My therapist told me to find someone who makes me feel alive. Can I list you as a medical expense?

My friends bet me I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most interesting person in the room. Want to help me win?

On a scale of 1 to America, you're a 'hell yeah'.

I've always been a realist, but seeing you makes me believe in a little bit of magic.

I'm a terrible driver, but I'd make an exception to drive you crazy.

If you were a song, you'd be the one I put on repeat and never get tired of.

Are you a software license agreement? Because I'm not reading all that, I'm just going to agree and hope for the best.

Are you made of dark matter? Because you're mysterious, attractive, and I can feel your pull from across the room.

I just did a risk assessment, and the biggest risk is not coming over to talk to you.

I don't need a map to find my way to you, but I might need directions to leave because I'm definitely getting lost in this moment.

I'm not drunk, but I am intoxicated by the possibility of what happens if I get your number.

I'm not a mind reader, but I have a strong feeling we'd have a great conversation. Am I right?

I'm not saying I'm a superhero, but I'd definitely save you from a boring night.

Some people say love is a game, but with you, it feels like I've finally found the rules worth playing by.

I'm not usually one for fate, but the way our paths just crossed feels like more than a coincidence.

My to-do list for today just had one item: 'find a reason to smile.' Mission accomplished.

I'm not a mind reader, but I can tell you're looking for a reason to smile. Allow me to be that reason.

You look like you need someone to tell you that you're stunning. Lucky for you, I'm excellent at stating the obvious.

If you were a Black Friday deal, you'd be that one item worth camping out for at 3 AM.

Are you the weekend? Because I've been looking forward to you all week and I'm not ready to let you go.