Best Pickup Lines

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest and I'm wondering about the terms of this arrangement.

Are you a limited edition? Because I have this urge to collect you before someone else does.

I'll treat you like my homework; I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.

Are you a miner? Because I'm ready to explore every inch of your deep, dark tunnels.

I used to think my dreams were just ideas, until I saw one of them walking and talking.

Is your name Thanksgiving leftover? Because I want to take you home and enjoy you for the next few days.

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9, and I'm the 1 you need.

Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me want to take you out.

Are you my social media feed? Because I could scroll through you for hours.

Are you a password? Because you're hard to figure out, but I'm willing to try all night.

Are you my student loans? Because you have my undivided attention and I'm ready to commit for a very long time.

I'm not a poet, but if I were, my muse would look a lot like you.

I'm not sure if I should be nervous or excited, but I'm definitely feeling something since I saw you.

Are you a system error? Because my heart just crashed, and I think you're the only one who can reboot it.

Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.

Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.