Latest Pickup Lines

Are you a system error? Because my heart just crashed, and I think you're the only one who can reboot it.

I'm not a fortune teller, but I can see a future where we're both glad I came over to say hello.

Forget the small talk. What's the biggest dream you're chasing? I want to know the real you.

I'm not a carpenter, but I can give you the wood you've been looking for all day.

I'm not a meteorologist, but I'm predicting a storm of feelings, with a 100% chance of me falling for you.

If my life were a novel, meeting you is the plot twist I never saw coming, but now can't live without.

You must be a campfire, because you're making me feel all warm and fuzzy, and I want s'more of you.

I just took a DNA test, and it turns out I'm 100% missing your number.

I'm not a photographer, but I can already picture the story we're about to start.

I'm terrible at following trends, but I have a feeling getting to know you is one I want to be ahead of.

My favorite kind of math is division. Let's go to my place, subtract our clothes, and divide your legs.

Are you a UFO? Because you're out of this world and you've just abducted my attention.

Are you a dictionary? Because you give a whole new meaning to the word 'stunning'.

Are you a perfectly curated playlist? Because you've got all my favorite qualities.

I'm not a psychic, but I can see two things in your future: your next drink, and me buying it for you.

Some people chase sunsets. I think I just found mine.

I don't know the story of how we met yet, but I'm already certain it's my new favorite.

My brain just went into airplane mode, but for you, I'm turning on all notifications.

I don't believe in fate, but I think we were meant to be in the same place at the same time. What do you think?

My friends are over there arguing about who's going to talk to you first. Let's give them something to talk about.