Latest Pickup Lines

I'm not a professional photographer, but I can already see us developing... a really awkward but hilarious first date story.

I'm not usually one for fate, but the way our paths just crossed feels like more than a coincidence.

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a 'good-looking' beet.

I'm not a mind reader, but I can tell you're looking for someone who doesn't waste your time. So, here I am.

My favorite kind of exercise is a mix of cardio and squats. Coincidentally, my bed is the perfect gym.

Are you a piece of paper? Because you're tear-able... tear-ably cute, that is.

I've always heard that the best things in life are worth waiting for, but I don't think I can wait another minute to know your name.

I just did a quick survey, and it turns out my day would be 100% better after talking to you. The data doesn't lie.

Is your name Adobe? Because you're making my heart Photoshop itself closer to you.

Are you a highlighter? Because you're the brightest part of my day.

Excuse me, I think you have something on your face. Oh wait, it's just the most captivating smile I've seen all night.

I'm not saying I'm the one, but I'm definitely the one you'll be thinking about tonight.

That outfit is amazing. I'd love to help you get it off after a long day.

Are you a Netflix series? Because I could binge-watch you all weekend without a single break.

Do you have a name, or can I call you 'my next favorite notification'?

Are you a puzzle? Because I feel like all my pieces just fell into place the moment I saw you.

Are you my phone's terms and conditions? Because I'm willing to agree to anything you say without reading the details.

Some people look for beauty in art or music, but I think I just found it standing right here.

I was just admiring your smile from across the room, and I felt it deserved a closer look.

Let's be honest, this conversation was inevitable. The only question is what we do about it now.