Latest Pickup Lines

My shoelaces must be untied, because I'm tripping over my own feet trying to get to you.

I have a strict policy against talking to strangers, but for you, I'm prepared to make a very public exception.

I'm great at following instructions. So, what are the directions to your place?

I'm writing a book about the wonders of the world. Can I include your smile in the first chapter?

If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet one. And I'm suddenly in the mood for a snack.

Are you a charger? Because I'm at 1%, and you're the only thing that can save my night.

If my life were a book, meeting you would be the chapter I'd read over and over again.

I don't make the first move, but I'm willing to make an exception for a masterpiece.

That outfit is amazing. I'm just imagining the fun we'd have taking it off later.

I just saw you and completely forgot what I was doing. So, I guess my new plan is talking to you.

I'm not a scientist, but I think we're about to have a reaction that's more than just chemistry.

My phone's telling me I should be networking. Is getting your number considered a professional connection?

I'm an expert in oral presentations. I'd love to give you a private demonstration sometime.

I'm not a professional artist, but you're the only thing I want to draw closer.

You must be a browser cookie, because I can't seem to delete you from my thoughts.

Are you my favorite sweater? Because I want to wrap myself up in you and feel cozy all day.

Are you a typo? Because you’re everything I’ve been looking for, plus a little extra.

Forget the butterflies—I feel the whole zoo when I look at you, and they're all roaring for me to say hello.

I'm usually good at following the rules, but you look like the kind of trouble that's worth getting into.

Let's be honest, we both noticed each other. I'm just the one brave enough to do something about it.