Latest Pickup Lines

Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon.

I'm not a thief, but I'm here to steal a moment of your time... and maybe your heart.

I'm not playing hard to get, I'm playing 'hard to forget.' Your turn.

I'm not saying you're a snack, but you're the whole vending machine.

I'm not a farmer, but you're growing on me like a weed in a perfectly manicured lawn.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'I'm going to cost you' written all over you, and I'm willing to pay the price.

I don't believe in fate, but I think the universe just gave me a sign, and it looks a lot like you.

I just lost my favorite teddy bear. Can I sleep with you instead?

Let's play a game of 'what's for dinner'. Spoiler alert: it's you.

I'm not a psychic, but I can see you in my future... probably telling this story about how we met.

I'm not saying you're a work of art, but you're the reason museums have security guards.

Let's skip the 'getting to know you' phase and jump straight to the 'can't get enough of you' part.

I'm not a mind reader, but I'm getting a strong signal that you're the best decision I could make tonight.

Some people say love is a game, but with you, it feels like I've finally found the rules worth playing by.

My only plan for tonight was to leave early. You're my new plan.

Are you a pop-up ad? Because you're annoyingly good at capturing my full attention.

That outfit is incredible. It would look even better on my bedroom floor, crumpled up in a ball of destiny.

My brain just did a factory reset after seeing you. What was your name again?

I'm trying to learn a new language, and I think your body language is the one I want to be fluent in.

Are you a piece of art? Because I want to stare at you for an unreasonable amount of time in a public place.