Latest Pickup Lines

I don't have a five-year plan, but my five-minute plan involves getting to know you. How am I doing so far?

I'm not playing games, but if I were, getting your number would be the only prize worth winning.

I'm not an art expert, but you're the kind of masterpiece I'd want to study in private.

Are you my favorite song? Because I could listen to you talk on repeat and never get bored.

If my life were a story, meeting you is the part where everything starts making sense.

My doctor told me I'm running low on Vitamin D. Could you help me with my deficiency?

Do you have a name, or can I just call you 'my next favorite daydream'?

Are you a perfect score on a test? Because I'm not sure how you're real, but I'd love to take you home to my parents.

I'm sure you've heard it all before, so I'll skip the line and get to the point: I'm intrigued, and I'd love to know more.

I don't believe in fate, but I do believe in making the right move at the right time. And this feels right.

I've read poems and heard songs about beauty, but they all feel like understatements now.

Let's be real, the introduction is the most awkward part. So let's just pretend we've known each other for years and you're about to tell me your biggest secret.

My friends would say I'm too picky. I'd say I was just waiting to find someone who justifies the standards.

I'm trying to settle a bet with my friends. Is it possible to be both intimidatingly cool and approachable? You seem to be the expert.

I just did a risk assessment, and the biggest risk is not coming over to talk to you.

I'm an advocate for reducing waste. So why don't we skip the small talk, go back to my place, and get straight to wearing each other out?

My to-do list for today just had one item: 'find a reason to smile.' Mission accomplished.

I'm trying to be more present, and ever since I saw you, you're the only thing in my present moment.

I'm not a professional gardener, but I'd love to plant a seed of conversation and see what grows between us.

Are you a vintage wine? Because you're getting finer and more interesting the longer I look at you.