Latest Pickup Lines

Are you a phone charger? Because I'm dying without you.

If we were cats, I'd spend all nine lives with you.

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, and I'm ready to commit.

Some people fall in love. With you, it feels more like I'm soaring.

I'm usually good with words, but you've left me speechless. So for now, how about a smile?

I'm not playing games, but if I were, winning you over would be the only level I'm interested in.

I'm not a professional comedian, but I bet I can make you laugh in 3... 2... Hi.

Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element. And I'm predicting a very explosive reaction between us.

I'm not a farmer, but you look like a good crop.

Are you a ghost? Because you've been haunting my thoughts in the most beautiful way.

Do you have a library card? Because I'm checking you out, and I'm not planning on returning you on time.

Are you a parking space? Because I've been circling for what feels like forever to find someone like you.

I think my phone's GPS is broken. It keeps telling me I'm here, but I'm clearly lost in your vibe.

Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me want to take you out.

Excuse me, I think you dropped something: my jaw.

I'm not looking for a fairytale, just a real story. And I have a feeling ours could be a bestseller.

My biggest fear is that I'll walk away and miss the best conversation of my life. So, what's your name?

Are you a software update? Because you're improving my day and I'm not skipping this install.

I was going to wait three days to text you, but I'm not that good at following rules.

Are you a software bug? Because you've been causing unexpected behavior in my heart.