Latest Pickup Lines

I don't need a thousand words to describe you. Your presence says everything.

If I had a nickel for every time I thought about you today, I'd have exactly one nickel. We just met.

I'm fluent in three languages: English, sarcasm, and body language. Which would you like me to use?

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?

My therapist says I need to take more risks. Want to help me work on my personal growth?

I'd offer you a pick-up line, but it seems you've already picked me up off my feet.

Is your skin made of dirt? Because I want to get under it and make things grow.

Are you a miner? Because I'm ready to explore every inch of your deep, dark tunnels.

You must be a farmer, because you're making my crops rise.

Is your name mud? Because I'm stuck on you and loving the mess.

Are you a plumber? You've got all my pipes in a twist.

Is your body a construction site? Because I'm ready to get down and dirty.

You must be a campfire, because you're smoking hot and I'm ready to get burned.

Is that a shovel in your pocket, or are you just digging me?

Are you a gardener? You've got my soil feeling all kinds of fertile.

Is your name clay? Because you're absolutely moldable in all the right ways.

Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!

I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.

Damn girl I must be looking for buried treasure, cause I am diggin' your chest.

My beaver is bored and wants to play, do you have any wood for my beaver today?