Latest Pickup Lines

I used to think my dreams were just ideas, until I saw one of them walking and talking.

I'm not sure what the future holds, but I know it looks a lot brighter with you in it.

Forget the pickup line. Let's just skip to the part where I get your number and we make a plan.

My friends would say I have good taste. After seeing you, I'd say I have exceptional taste.

Let's play a game. If I win, you take me on a date. If you win, I take you home.

My phone's battery is dying, but talking to you is giving me a second charge.

I was just leaving, but then I saw you and realized the best part of my day might just be starting.

I don't usually introduce myself to strangers, but for you, I'm willing to break my own rules.

Some people search their whole lives to find what I found in the moment I saw you.

I don't have a plan for tonight, but I just found my main objective.

I'm not saying I'm a superhero, but I'd definitely save you from a boring night.

Are you my social media feed? Because I could scroll through you for hours.

My favorite subject in school was chemistry, but I'd rather study your anatomy.

If you were a notification, you'd be the only one I'd never clear.

Do you have a good eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind.

Are you a subscription service? Because I'd like to sign up for a lifetime with you.

I'm not a sommelier, but I can tell we'd be a great pairing.

Are you the 'skip intro' button? Because you get straight to the good part.

I'm great with numbers. I can show you if you give me yours and let me add you to my bed, subtract your clothes, and multiply.

I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches of conversation from me.