Latest Pickup Lines

Are you a geologist? Because you make my world rock.

If you were a browser tab, you'd be the one I'd pin.

I'm an expert at recognizing a good thing when I see it. And you are a very, very good thing.

They say home is a feeling, not a place. I think I just found my home in your eyes.

If this were a movie, this is the scene where the main character realizes they've met someone special.

My bedroom has a strict 'no pants' policy. I can give you a private tour if you'd like.

I'm not a fortune teller, but I can see a future where we're both smiling. It starts with this conversation.

I used to think I knew what love was, but then I saw the way you smile and realized I was just reading the introduction.

I don't have a pickup line, but I do have a plan: me, you, and a conversation that makes us both forget our phones exist.

On a scale of 1 to America, you're a 'hell yeah'.

Are you my student loans? Because you have my undivided attention and I'm ready to commit for a very long time.

I'm great at multitasking. I can listen to you talk about your day while thinking of all the ways I'm going to mess up your bed.

Are you a firefly? Because you've lit up my world in the darkest moments.

If you were a song, you'd be my favorite lullaby, because thinking of you brings me peace.

Are you a book? Because I'm completely hooked on your story.

You must be made of cheese. Because you're looking Gouda tonight.

Are you a Jackson Pollock painting? Because you've splattered color all over my world.

Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

Are you a password? Because you're hard to figure out, but I'm willing to try all night.

I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% supposed to be talking to you right now.