Latest Pickup Lines

I don't believe in fate, but I think we were meant to be in the same place at the same time. What do you think?

My friends are over there arguing about who's going to talk to you first. Let's give them something to talk about.

I'm studying to be a dentist. Are you free tonight for a practical exam?

I'm not sure what's brighter, the stars outside or your smile.

I'm not a gambler, but I'd bet on us.

Are you from space? Because your beauty is out of this world, and I'm an astronot-gonna-lie.

I'm not a professional comedian, but I bet I can make you laugh. Or at least make you awkwardly smile while you back away slowly. Worth a shot?

Are you a piece of bread? Because I want to toast to us.

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

I wasn't looking for anything tonight, but then you walked in and suddenly I'm looking for a reason to stay.

Some people look for a spark. I think I just found the whole damn universe in your smile.

I'm not trying to be forward, but I'm trying to be your future.

I'm writing a Yelp review for this place and I need to mention the best view. Can I get your name?

I'm not saying you're a 10, but on a scale of 1 to 'worth the awkward introduction,' you're off the charts.

Are you my laundry? Because I want to get you wet and do you in my basement.

I'm an organ donor, but I'd really like to give you my heart... and a few other organs.

You have a smile that could end a war. Or at least, it just ended my search for someone interesting.

I don't know which is better, your smile or your laugh, but I'd like to spend the rest of the night figuring it out.

I'm not a gardener, but I'm definitely digging your vibe.

Are you my phone's dark mode? Because you make everything easier on the eyes.