Latest Pickup Lines

Let's be honest, we both know you're the most interesting person here. The only question is, am I interesting enough to keep your attention?

I'm collecting data on the best smiles in the room. So far, you're winning by a landslide.

My favorite thing to do is homework. And by that, I mean I'd like to do you on my work desk at home.

Are you a bank? Because you've got my interest and I'm ready to make a long-term deposit.

Are you made of pixels? Because you're the clearest picture of perfection I've ever seen.

I'm not a poet, but if I were, my muse would look a lot like you.

I'm usually not one for grand gestures, but the thought of not meeting you felt like a bigger risk than coming over to say hi.

I'm not a mind reader, but I'm getting a strong signal that you're waiting for me to introduce myself. Was I right?

I just took a poll with my friends, and it's unanimous: you're officially the reason I'm not leaving yet.

Are you a playlist? Because I could listen to you talk all day and never get tired of it.

My night was going fine, but 'fine' is boring. I came over here to see if we could make it unforgettable.

Some people look for a spark, but when I saw you, I think I found a whole fireworks display.

I don't have a five-year plan, but I do have a five-minute plan, and it starts with getting your name.

Are you a conspiracy theory? Because I'm starting to believe in you even though my friends think I'm crazy.

Are you a system update? Because I'd like to do you overnight while we're both plugged in.

I just saw you and had to come over and say... your smile is my new favorite thing.

I'm not an electrician, but I can definitely feel a spark between us.

Are you a strawberry? Because you are berry cute and I want to pick you.

I'm not a psychic, but I can see us having a great time. And if I'm wrong, the first round of drinks is on me.

Do you have a name, or can I just call you 'the reason I'm smiling'?