Best Pickup Lines

I'm not looking for a fairytale, just a real story. And I have a feeling ours could be a bestseller.

I'm not a professional comedian, but I bet I can make you laugh. Or at least make you awkwardly smile while you back away slowly. Worth a shot?

If you were words on a page, you'd be the fine print.

If you were a song, you'd be the best track on the entire album.

I don't really believe in fate, but I have a feeling meeting you was written in the stars.

I just had to come over and say that your smile is my new favorite notification.

I don't normally do this, but I had to come over and introduce myself.

I've been trying to think of an excuse to talk to you for the last ten minutes.

Are you a software update? Because you're improving my day and I'm not skipping this install.

Are you the 'skip intro' button? Because you get straight to the good part.

Are you a Jackson Pollock painting? Because you've splattered color all over my world.

If you were a browser tab, you'd be the one I'd pin.

I just took a poll with my friends, and it's unanimous: you're officially the reason I'm not leaving yet.

I had a whole list of things to do today, but then I saw you and 'talk to you' went straight to the top.

Are you my phone's dark mode? Because you make everything easier on the eyes.

If you were a notification, you'd be the only one I'd never clear.

Are you a perfectly curated playlist? Because every little thing about you seems to be a hit.

I was going to play it cool, but your smile made me forget my entire game plan.

I just survived Thanksgiving dinner with my family. If I can handle that, I can definitely handle taking you out.

Some people search their whole lives to find what I found in the moment I saw you.