Best Pickup Lines

Do you work at a construction site? Because you're building a strong case for us to go out.

Are you made of pixels? Because you're the clearest picture of perfection I've ever seen.

You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day.

I just lost my favorite teddy bear. Can I sleep with you instead?

Are you a geologist? Because you make my world rock.

I think my day was missing a highlight. And then I saw you.

Are you a piece of bread? Because I want to toast to us.

I'm not a farmer, but you're growing on me like a weed in a perfectly manicured lawn.

I'm not a professional chef, but I can tell you're made of all the right ingredients.

Are you a dictionary? Because you give a whole new meaning to the word 'stunning'.

If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet one. And I'm suddenly in the mood for a snack.

Did we go to school together? I swear we had chemistry, and I'm ready to be your lab partner.

Was your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Are you a calendar? Because you've got 'date' written all over you.

Are you a Post-it note? Because I'm completely stuck on you.

Are you a block of cheese? Because you're looking extra sharp tonight.

Are you a phone charger? Because I'm dying without you.

I'm usually great with directions, but I seem to have gotten lost in your eyes.

If you were a font, you'd be my favorite typeface.

Are you a slice of pizza? Because you've got a pizza my heart.