Latest Pickup Lines

Are you a compass? Because you just pointed my heart in a whole new direction.

Some stories are written in books. I think the best ones, like ours, are about to begin.

Let's be honest, you've been looking for me all night. Here I am.

I think my day was missing a highlight. And then I saw you.

I'm great at following instructions. So, what are you telling me to do with my night?

Are you made of dark matter? Because you're mysterious, attractive, and I can feel your pull from across the room.

I'm usually good at keeping my composure, but you're a beautiful exception to my rule.

Are you a software license agreement? Because I'm not reading all that, I'm just going to agree and hope for the best.

I wasn't looking for anything special tonight, but then you walked in and changed the definition of 'special'.

I'm terrible at guessing games, so I'll just ask: what does it take to get a smile from you?

If you were a song, you'd be the one I put on repeat and never get tired of.

Are you a baker? Because you just made my heart melt like butter.

Excuse me, I seem to have lost my train of thought. I think it left the station when I saw you.

I've heard songs about love, but I don't think I understood them until I saw your smile.

My friends are waiting for me, but I think I just found my new priority.

I'm a terrible driver, but I'd make an exception to drive you crazy.

Are you a good investment? Because I'd like to see you compound my interest nightly.

I think my phone is jealous. It's been trying to get my attention, but I can't stop looking at you.

I'm not a grammar expert, but I think we're a perfect clause.

Are you a bowl of spaghetti? Because I'm completely tangled up in you.