Best Pickup Lines

Are you a broom? Because you've just swept me off my feet.

I was having a pretty average day, but then you walked in and suddenly it's a highlight reel.

If you were a parking ticket, I wouldn't even mind paying the fine.

My shoelaces must be untied, because I'm tripping over my own feet trying to get to you.

Are you Bluetooth? Because I feel like we could pair instantly.

I'm not a professional gardener, but I'd love to plant a seed of conversation and see what grows between us.

I think my phone's brightness is broken. It seems way too dim compared to your smile.

I'm not a thief, but I'm here to steal a moment of your time... and maybe your heart.

Are you a highlighter? Because you're the brightest part of my day.

I'm not a professional artist, but you're the only thing I want to draw closer.

Are you a keyboard shortcut? Because you're saving my night from being boring.

Do you have a name, or can I just call you 'my next favorite daydream'?

I just lost my favorite teddy bear. Can I sleep with you instead?

I'm not a farmer, but you're growing on me like a weed in a perfectly manicured lawn.

If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet one. And I'm suddenly in the mood for a snack.

I'm not a professional chef, but I can tell you're made of all the right ingredients.

Are you a calendar? Because you've got 'date' written all over you.

If you were a piece of homework, you'd be the extra credit I'd actually want to do.

Are you a slice of pizza? Because you've got a pizza my heart.

Are you a piece of paper? Because you're tear-able... tear-ably cute, that is.