Best Pickup Lines

Are you a well-written essay? Because you've got a great introduction, a compelling body, and I'm dying to get to your conclusion.

My favorite kind of exercise is a mix of cardio and squats. Coincidentally, my bed is the perfect gym.

I'm trying to be more responsible, so I have to admit something: I'm fully responsible for the awkward silence that's about to happen after I say hi.

Let's play a game of 'what's for dinner'. Spoiler alert: it's you.

Are you my browser history? Because I'm a little embarrassed by you, but I also can't look away.

That outfit is amazing. I'd love to help you get it off after a long day.

Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon.

I'm not a scientist, but I think we're about to have a reaction that's more than just chemistry.

My doctor told me I'm running low on Vitamin D. Could you help me with my deficiency?

Are you a soufflé? Because you've got my heart rising.

Are you a drum set? Because I want to bang you all night long.

Are you President's Day? Because you deserve a three-day weekend dedicated entirely to appreciating you.

Are you a compass? Because you just pointed my heart in a whole new direction.

Are you a charger? Because I'm at 1%, and you're the only thing that can save my night.

You're like a good meme: you made me stop scrolling and smile.

You must be a browser cookie, because I can't seem to delete you from my thoughts.

I'm not a professional photographer, but I can already see us developing... a really great story.

Do you have a name, or can I call you 'my next favorite notification'?

Is your name Adobe? Because you're making my heart Photoshop itself closer to you.

Are you a potato? Because my eyes are peeling for you.