Best Pickup Lines

You're like a good meme: you made me stop scrolling and smile.

Do you have a name, or can I call you 'my next favorite notification'?

I'm not a professional photographer, but I can already see us developing... a really great story.

Is your name Adobe? Because you're making my heart Photoshop itself closer to you.

Are you a potato? Because my eyes are peeling for you.

Are you a broom? Because you've just swept me off my feet.

If you were a parking ticket, I wouldn't even mind paying the fine.

My shoelaces must be untied, because I'm tripping over my own feet trying to get to you.

I'm not a professional gardener, but I'd love to plant a seed of conversation and see what grows between us.

Are you Bluetooth? Because I feel like we could pair instantly.

I'm not a thief, but I'm here to steal a moment of your time... and maybe your heart.

Are you a highlighter? Because you're the brightest part of my day.

Are you a keyboard shortcut? Because you're saving my night from being boring.

I'm not a professional artist, but you're the only thing I want to draw closer.

Do you have a name, or can I just call you 'my next favorite daydream'?

I just lost my favorite teddy bear. Can I sleep with you instead?

I'm not a farmer, but you're growing on me like a weed in a perfectly manicured lawn.

If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet one. And I'm suddenly in the mood for a snack.

Are you a calendar? Because you've got 'date' written all over you.

If you were a piece of homework, you'd be the extra credit I'd actually want to do.