Best Pickup Lines

Are you a perfect cup of coffee? Because you're hot, you're strong, and I can't start my day without thinking about you.

I'm writing a book about the wonders of the world. Can I include your smile in the first chapter?

My phone's battery is dying, but I think I just found my emergency power source.

If you were a notification, you'd be the one I'd never swipe away.

You must be a Wi-Fi signal, because I'm feeling a connection that's too strong to be public.

I just did a quick survey, and it turns out my day would be 100% better after talking to you. The data doesn't lie.

I'm trying to be more present, and ever since I saw you, you're the only thing in my present moment.

Are you a perfect score on a test? Because I'm not sure how you're real, but I'd love to take you home to my parents.

You must be a compiler error, because I can't seem to debug why I'm so drawn to you.

Are you a system error? Because my heart just crashed, and I think you're the only one who can reboot it.

Are you a perfect avocado? Because I'd pay extra for you.

Are you a perfectly curated playlist? Because you've got all my favorite qualities.

My phone's battery is at 1%, but talking to you feels like plugging into a power source.

I've heard that the best moments in life are unexpected. I think I finally understand what that means now that I've met you.

If my life were a book, meeting you would be the chapter I'd read over and over again.

That outfit is fantastic, but I bet it would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s².

I'm trying to be more eco-friendly, so how about we shower together? You know, for science.

I'm a big fan of sustainable energy. So let's go back to my place, generate some friction, and make the world a little warmer.

That outfit is incredible. It would look even better on my bedroom floor, crumpled up in a ball of destiny.

Are you my phone's terms and conditions? Because I'm willing to agree to anything you say without reading the details.