Best Pickup Lines

You must be a custom emoji, because I've never seen a smile like yours before.

I'm an expert in tongue-twisters. Want to go back to my place and try one out?

Forget the butterflies—I feel the whole zoo when I look at you, and they're all roaring for me to say hello.

Are you a Netflix series? Because I could binge-watch you all weekend without a single break.

Are you a gym membership? Because I'm thinking about committing to you and then forgetting about it by March.

Are you a pop-up ad? Because you're annoyingly good at capturing my full attention.

Are you a vintage wine? Because you're getting finer and more interesting the longer I look at you.

Are you a puzzle? Because I feel like all my pieces just fell into place the moment I saw you.

Are you a library book? Because I'd like to check you out, and I promise I won't be quiet about it.

I'd say you're the whole package, but that sounds like shipping logistics. You're more like express delivery—fast, exciting, and exactly what I ordered.

I'm studying history, and I have a feeling our date tonight is going to be one for the books. Specifically, the Kama Sutra.

Are you my favorite sweater? Because I want to wrap myself up in you and feel cozy all day.

I'm an expert in oral presentations. I'd love to give you a private demonstration sometime.

Are you a list of my daily tasks? Because I'm not going to stop until I've done you.

I'm an advocate for reducing waste. So why don't we skip the small talk, go back to my place, and get straight to wearing each other out?

Are you a CVS receipt? Because you're unexpectedly long, and I have no idea what to do with you, but I can't throw you away.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'I'm going to cost you' written all over you, and I'm willing to pay the price.

Are you a typo? Because you’re everything I’ve been looking for, plus a little extra.

I'm trying to get into meal prep. Can I plan on eating you out for the whole week?

Are you a dad joke? Because you're delightfully corny and I can't help but smile.