Best Pickup Lines

I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100%... about to awkwardly introduce myself to you.

They say the best things in life are free, but I'm pretty sure your smile is priceless.

Are you a perfectly curated playlist? Because every little thing about you seems to be a hit.

I'm great at following instructions. So, what are the directions to your place?

I'm not a psychic, but I can see two things in your future: your next drink, and me buying it for you.

Is it cold in here or are you just making me shiver with anticipation about where this conversation might go?

I'm an advocate for hands-on learning. Your body is the subject, and I'm ready for a very practical exam.

My brain just did a factory reset after seeing you. What was your name again?

I'm not a grammar expert, but I think we're a perfect clause.

I've been trying to come up with the perfect thing to say, but I think I'll just settle for 'hello' and a chance to know your name.

My phone's screen is too dark. Can I use your smile to light it up?

I just took a DNA test, and it turns out I'm 100% missing your number.

I'm not a professional photographer, but I can already see us developing... a really awkward but hilarious first date story.

Do you have a name, or can I just call you 'the reason I'm about to have a great story to tell my friends tomorrow'?

Are you a piece of art? Because I want to admire you in public and study you in private.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm terrible at poetry, but I'm great at talking to you.

If our meeting was a song, it wouldn't be a pop hit. It would be a timeless classic that people listen to for generations.

I just Googled 'perfect first line' and it said 'Just go talk to them.' So, how's my execution?

I'm not a psychic, but I can see you in my future... probably telling this story about how we met.

That outfit is amazing. I'm just imagining the fun we'd have taking it off later.