Best Pickup Lines

Are you a piece of art? Because I want to admire you in public and study you in private.

Do you have a name, or can I just call you 'the reason I'm about to have a great story to tell my friends tomorrow'?

I'm writing a book about the wonders of the world. Can I include your smile in the first chapter?

My phone's battery is dying, but I think I just found my emergency power source.

Are you a perfect cup of coffee? Because you're hot, you're strong, and I can't start my day without thinking about you.

If you were a notification, you'd be the one I'd never swipe away.

You must be a Wi-Fi signal, because I'm feeling a connection that's too strong to be public.

I just did a quick survey, and it turns out my day would be 100% better after talking to you. The data doesn't lie.

Are you a perfect score on a test? Because I'm not sure how you're real, but I'd love to take you home to my parents.

I'm trying to be more present, and ever since I saw you, you're the only thing in my present moment.

You must be a compiler error, because I can't seem to debug why I'm so drawn to you.

Are you a perfect avocado? Because I'd pay extra for you.

I've heard that the best moments in life are unexpected. I think I finally understand what that means now that I've met you.

If my life were a book, meeting you would be the chapter I'd read over and over again.

I'm trying to be more eco-friendly, so how about we shower together? You know, for science.

I'm a big fan of sustainable energy. So let's go back to my place, generate some friction, and make the world a little warmer.

Are you a trending hashtag? Because you're everywhere in my thoughts today.

Are you my favorite cozy sweater? Because I want to wrap myself in your arms and stay there all day.

That outfit is incredible. It would look even better on my bedroom floor, crumpled up in a ball of destiny.

Are you my phone's terms and conditions? Because I'm willing to agree to anything you say without reading the details.