Best Pickup Lines

I'm trying to be more present, and ever since I saw you, you're the only thing in my present moment.

You must be a compiler error, because I can't seem to debug why I'm so drawn to you.

Are you a perfect score on a test? Because I'm not sure how you're real, but I'd love to take you home to my parents.

Are you a perfect avocado? Because I'd pay extra for you.

If my life were a book, meeting you would be the chapter I'd read over and over again.

I'm trying to be more eco-friendly, so how about we shower together? You know, for science.

Are you my phone's terms and conditions? Because I'm willing to agree to anything you say without reading the details.

Are you a trending hashtag? Because you're everywhere in my thoughts today.

That outfit is incredible. It would look even better on my bedroom floor, crumpled up in a ball of destiny.

Are you my favorite cozy sweater? Because I want to wrap myself in your arms and stay there all day.

Are you a gym membership? Because I'm thinking about committing to you and then forgetting about it by March.

I'm an expert in tongue-twisters. Want to go back to my place and try one out?

Forget the butterflies—I feel the whole zoo when I look at you, and they're all roaring for me to say hello.

Are you a Netflix series? Because I could binge-watch you all weekend without a single break.

Are you a pop-up ad? Because you're annoyingly good at capturing my full attention.

Are you a puzzle? Because I feel like all my pieces just fell into place the moment I saw you.

Are you a vintage wine? Because you're getting finer and more interesting the longer I look at you.

I'm studying history, and I have a feeling our date tonight is going to be one for the books. Specifically, the Kama Sutra.

I'd say you're the whole package, but that sounds like shipping logistics. You're more like express delivery—fast, exciting, and exactly what I ordered.

Are you a library book? Because I'd like to check you out, and I promise I won't be quiet about it.