Best Pickup Lines

Are you a dad joke? Because you're delightfully corny and I can't help but smile.

My doctor told me I'm running low on Vitamin D. Could you help me with my deficiency?

I'm not a scientist, but I think we're about to have a reaction that's more than just chemistry.

Are you a soufflé? Because you've got my heart rising.

Are you a drum set? Because I want to bang you all night long.

Are you President's Day? Because you deserve a three-day weekend dedicated entirely to appreciating you.

Are you a charger? Because I'm at 1%, and you're the only thing that can save my night.

You must be a browser cookie, because I can't seem to delete you from my thoughts.

I'm not a professional photographer, but I can already see us developing... a really great story.

Are you a potato? Because my eyes are peeling for you.

If you were a parking ticket, I wouldn't even mind paying the fine.

Are you a broom? Because you've just swept me off my feet.

My shoelaces must be untied, because I'm tripping over my own feet trying to get to you.

Are you Bluetooth? Because I feel like we could pair instantly.

I'm not a professional gardener, but I'd love to plant a seed of conversation and see what grows between us.

I'm not a professional artist, but you're the only thing I want to draw closer.

Do you have a name, or can I just call you 'my next favorite daydream'?

If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet one. And I'm suddenly in the mood for a snack.

Are you a calendar? Because you've got 'date' written all over you.

Are you a slice of pizza? Because you've got a pizza my heart.