Best Pickup Lines

I'm not usually one for fate, but the way our paths just crossed feels like more than a coincidence.

Are you the weekend? Because I've been looking forward to you all week and I'm not ready to let you go.

I just saw you and completely forgot what I was doing. So, I guess my new plan is talking to you.

I've read poems and heard songs about beauty, but they all feel like understatements now.

On a scale of one to ten, you're a certified ten. My social skills, however, are a solid three. So, can you help me out?

If this were a romance novel, we'd be at that part where the protagonist realizes they've been falling for you since page one.

I'm not a scientist, but I'm pretty sure we have enough chemistry to start a fire... or at least a really awkward conversation. Your choice.

My phone's battery is dying, which is tragic, because it means I have less time to get your number.

My phone's telling me I should be networking. Is getting your number considered a professional connection?

Are you a tax return? Because meeting you feels like money I didn't know I was getting back.

If our story was a book, meeting you is the chapter I'd bookmark and read over and over.

I just had to come over and say that your smile is my new favorite notification.

I'm trying to learn a new language, and I think your body language is the one I want to be fluent in.

Are you a user agreement? Because I find myself agreeing to everything you say without a second thought.

I'm trying to settle a bet with my friends. Is it possible to be both intimidatingly cool and approachable? You seem to be the expert.

Some people look for beauty in art or music, but I think I just found it standing right here.

You're the reason I'm reconsidering my 'no dating in February' rule. Rules are meant to be broken anyway.

Are you a piece of art? Because I want to stare at you for an unreasonable amount of time in a public place.

Are you my favorite song? Because I could listen to you talk on repeat and never get bored.

If you were a song, you'd be the one stuck in my head for all the right reasons.