Best Pickup Lines

I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100%... about to awkwardly introduce myself to you.

They say the best things in life are free, but I'm pretty sure your smile is priceless.

If you were a song, you'd be the one stuck in my head for all the right reasons.

I'm great at following instructions. So, what are the directions to your place?

Is it cold in here or are you just making me shiver with anticipation about where this conversation might go?

I've been trying to come up with the perfect thing to say, but I think I'll just settle for 'hello' and a chance to know your name.

My brain just did a factory reset after seeing you. What was your name again?

I'm not a professional photographer, but I can already see us developing... a really awkward but hilarious first date story.

My phone's screen is too dark. Can I use your smile to light it up?

That outfit is amazing. I'm just imagining the fun we'd have taking it off later.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm terrible at poetry, but I'm great at talking to you.

Do you have a name, or can I just call you 'the reason I'm about to have a great story to tell my friends tomorrow'?

I'm not a psychic, but I can see you in my future... probably telling this story about how we met.

Are you a piece of art? Because I want to admire you in public and study you in private.

I'm writing a book about the wonders of the world. Can I include your smile in the first chapter?

My phone's battery is dying, but I think I just found my emergency power source.

Are you a perfect cup of coffee? Because you're hot, you're strong, and I can't start my day without thinking about you.

I just did a quick survey, and it turns out my day would be 100% better after talking to you. The data doesn't lie.

You must be a Wi-Fi signal, because I'm feeling a connection that's too strong to be public.

If you were a notification, you'd be the one I'd never swipe away.