Best Pickup Lines

Are you a perfect avocado? Because I'd pay extra for you.

You must be a compiler error, because I can't seem to debug why I'm so drawn to you.

If my life were a book, meeting you would be the chapter I'd read over and over again.

I'm trying to be more eco-friendly, so how about we shower together? You know, for science.

Are you my favorite cozy sweater? Because I want to wrap myself in your arms and stay there all day.

Are you a trending hashtag? Because you're everywhere in my thoughts today.

Forget the butterflies—I feel the whole zoo when I look at you, and they're all roaring for me to say hello.

I'm an expert in tongue-twisters. Want to go back to my place and try one out?

Are you a gym membership? Because I'm thinking about committing to you and then forgetting about it by March.

Are you a vintage wine? Because you're getting finer and more interesting the longer I look at you.

Are you my favorite sweater? Because I want to wrap myself up in you and feel cozy all day.

I'm studying history, and I have a feeling our date tonight is going to be one for the books. Specifically, the Kama Sutra.

Are you a library book? Because I'd like to check you out, and I promise I won't be quiet about it.

I'd say you're the whole package, but that sounds like shipping logistics. You're more like express delivery—fast, exciting, and exactly what I ordered.

I'm an expert in oral presentations. I'd love to give you a private demonstration sometime.

I'm an advocate for reducing waste. So why don't we skip the small talk, go back to my place, and get straight to wearing each other out?

Are you a list of my daily tasks? Because I'm not going to stop until I've done you.

Are you a CVS receipt? Because you're unexpectedly long, and I have no idea what to do with you, but I can't throw you away.

Are you a typo? Because you’re everything I’ve been looking for, plus a little extra.

I'm trying to get into meal prep. Can I plan on eating you out for the whole week?