Best Pickup Lines

I'm not a bartender, but you've got all the ingredients of a perfect night.

I'm collecting data for a very serious study on what makes a person stop and stare. Congratulations, you're my first data point.

I don't believe in fate, but I think we were meant to be in the same place at the same time. What do you think?

If we were in a storybook, this would be the page where the main character's adventure truly begins.

I've read about moments that change everything. I think I'm living in one right now.

Are you a search engine? Because you're the answer I didn't even know I was looking for.

I'm building a playlist of my favorite sounds, and I was hoping I could record your laugh.

I'm not a poet, but if I had to write about beauty, I'd just write your name.

I don't believe in fate, but I think the universe just gave me a sign, and it looks a lot like you.

Excuse me, I think you have something on your face. Oh wait, it's just the most captivating smile I've seen all night.

I'm not a financial advisor, but I highly recommend you invest in a drink with me. The returns will be legendary.

I'm not an art expert, but you're the kind of masterpiece I'd want to study in private.

Are you made of dark matter? Because you're mysterious, attractive, and I can feel your pull from across the room.

Are you a software license agreement? Because I'm not reading all that, I'm just going to agree and hope for the best.

If you were a song, you'd be the one I put on repeat and never get tired of.

I'm a terrible driver, but I'd make an exception to drive you crazy.

I just did a risk assessment, and the biggest risk is not coming over to talk to you.

Are you the weekend? Because I've been looking forward to you all week and I'm not ready to let you go.

Some people say love is a game, but with you, it feels like I've finally found the rules worth playing by.

I'm not a mind reader, but I can tell you're looking for a reason to smile. Allow me to be that reason.