Best Pickup Lines

Excuse me, I think you have something on your face. Oh wait, it's just the most captivating smile I've seen all night.

I'm not an art expert, but you're the kind of masterpiece I'd want to study in private.

I don't believe in fate, but I think the universe just gave me a sign, and it looks a lot like you.

I'm not a financial advisor, but I highly recommend you invest in a drink with me. The returns will be legendary.

I just did a risk assessment, and the biggest risk is not coming over to talk to you.

I'm not usually one for fate, but the way our paths just crossed feels like more than a coincidence.

Some people say love is a game, but with you, it feels like I've finally found the rules worth playing by.

I'm not a mind reader, but I can tell you're looking for a reason to smile. Allow me to be that reason.

Are you the weekend? Because I've been looking forward to you all week and I'm not ready to let you go.

My to-do list for today just had one item: 'find a reason to smile.' Mission accomplished.

If this were a romance novel, we'd be at that part where the protagonist realizes they've been falling for you since page one.

On a scale of one to ten, you're a certified ten. My social skills, however, are a solid three. So, can you help me out?

I've read poems and heard songs about beauty, but they all feel like understatements now.

I just saw you and completely forgot what I was doing. So, I guess my new plan is talking to you.

My phone's battery is dying, which is tragic, because it means I have less time to get your number.

I'm not a scientist, but I'm pretty sure we have enough chemistry to start a fire... or at least a really awkward conversation. Your choice.

My phone's telling me I should be networking. Is getting your number considered a professional connection?

Are you a tax return? Because meeting you feels like money I didn't know I was getting back.

If our story was a book, meeting you is the chapter I'd bookmark and read over and over.

I'm trying to learn a new language, and I think your body language is the one I want to be fluent in.