The best pickup lines rated this week
Are you a library book? Because I'd like to check you out, and I promise I won't be quiet about it.
Are you a CVS receipt? Because you're unexpectedly long, and I have no idea what to do with you, but I can't throw you away.
I'm trying to get into meal prep. Can I plan on eating you out for the whole week?
Are you a dad joke? Because you're delightfully corny and I can't help but smile.
Are you President's Day? Because you deserve a three-day weekend dedicated entirely to appreciating you.
Are you a potato? Because my eyes are peeling for you.
If you were a parking ticket, I wouldn't even mind paying the fine.
Are you Bluetooth? Because I feel like we could pair instantly.