Best Pickup Lines

I'm not a poet, but if I had to write about beauty, I'd just write your name.

I've read about moments that change everything. I think I'm living in one right now.

Are you a search engine? Because you're the answer I didn't even know I was looking for.

I'm not a bartender, but you've got all the ingredients of a perfect night.

I'm not an art expert, but you're the kind of masterpiece I'd want to study in private.

I just did a risk assessment, and the biggest risk is not coming over to talk to you.

I'm not a mind reader, but I can tell you're looking for a reason to smile. Allow me to be that reason.

Are you the weekend? Because I've been looking forward to you all week and I'm not ready to let you go.

My to-do list for today just had one item: 'find a reason to smile.' Mission accomplished.

If this were a romance novel, we'd be at that part where the protagonist realizes they've been falling for you since page one.

I've read poems and heard songs about beauty, but they all feel like understatements now.

I just saw you and completely forgot what I was doing. So, I guess my new plan is talking to you.

On a scale of one to ten, you're a certified ten. My social skills, however, are a solid three. So, can you help me out?

My phone's telling me I should be networking. Is getting your number considered a professional connection?

I'm not a scientist, but I'm pretty sure we have enough chemistry to start a fire... or at least a really awkward conversation. Your choice.

My phone's battery is dying, which is tragic, because it means I have less time to get your number.

If our story was a book, meeting you is the chapter I'd bookmark and read over and over.

Are you a tax return? Because meeting you feels like money I didn't know I was getting back.

Are you a user agreement? Because I find myself agreeing to everything you say without a second thought.

I'm trying to settle a bet with my friends. Is it possible to be both intimidatingly cool and approachable? You seem to be the expert.