Best Pickup Lines

I'm not a mind reader, but I can tell you're looking for a reason to smile. Allow me to be that reason.

Are you the weekend? Because I've been looking forward to you all week and I'm not ready to let you go.

If this were a romance novel, we'd be at that part where the protagonist realizes they've been falling for you since page one.

My phone's battery is dying, which is tragic, because it means I have less time to get your number.

I'm not a scientist, but I'm pretty sure we have enough chemistry to start a fire... or at least a really awkward conversation. Your choice.

Are you a tax return? Because meeting you feels like money I didn't know I was getting back.

You're the reason I'm reconsidering my 'no dating in February' rule. Rules are meant to be broken anyway.

They say the best things in life are free, but I'm pretty sure your smile is priceless.

Is it cold in here or are you just making me shiver with anticipation about where this conversation might go?

I've been trying to come up with the perfect thing to say, but I think I'll just settle for 'hello' and a chance to know your name.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm terrible at poetry, but I'm great at talking to you.

Do you have a name, or can I just call you 'the reason I'm about to have a great story to tell my friends tomorrow'?

Are you a piece of art? Because I want to admire you in public and study you in private.

My phone's battery is dying, but I think I just found my emergency power source.

Are you a perfect cup of coffee? Because you're hot, you're strong, and I can't start my day without thinking about you.

You must be a compiler error, because I can't seem to debug why I'm so drawn to you.

Are you a trending hashtag? Because you're everywhere in my thoughts today.

Are you a gym membership? Because I'm thinking about committing to you and then forgetting about it by March.

I'm an expert in tongue-twisters. Want to go back to my place and try one out?

I'd say you're the whole package, but that sounds like shipping logistics. You're more like express delivery—fast, exciting, and exactly what I ordered.