Best Pickup Lines

I'm not a scientist, but I'm pretty sure we have enough chemistry to start a fire... or at least a really awkward conversation. Your choice.

Are you a tax return? Because meeting you feels like money I didn't know I was getting back.

You're the reason I'm reconsidering my 'no dating in February' rule. Rules are meant to be broken anyway.

They say the best things in life are free, but I'm pretty sure your smile is priceless.

Is it cold in here or are you just making me shiver with anticipation about where this conversation might go?

I've been trying to come up with the perfect thing to say, but I think I'll just settle for 'hello' and a chance to know your name.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm terrible at poetry, but I'm great at talking to you.

Do you have a name, or can I just call you 'the reason I'm about to have a great story to tell my friends tomorrow'?

My phone's battery is dying, but I think I just found my emergency power source.

You must be a compiler error, because I can't seem to debug why I'm so drawn to you.

I'm an expert in tongue-twisters. Want to go back to my place and try one out?

Are you a gym membership? Because I'm thinking about committing to you and then forgetting about it by March.

Are you a library book? Because I'd like to check you out, and I promise I won't be quiet about it.

I'd say you're the whole package, but that sounds like shipping logistics. You're more like express delivery—fast, exciting, and exactly what I ordered.

Are you a CVS receipt? Because you're unexpectedly long, and I have no idea what to do with you, but I can't throw you away.

I'm trying to get into meal prep. Can I plan on eating you out for the whole week?

Are you President's Day? Because you deserve a three-day weekend dedicated entirely to appreciating you.

Are you a potato? Because my eyes are peeling for you.

If you were a parking ticket, I wouldn't even mind paying the fine.

Are you Bluetooth? Because I feel like we could pair instantly.