Best Pickup Lines

Are you Bluetooth? Because I feel like we could pair instantly.

I'm not a professional gardener, but I'd love to plant a seed of conversation and see what grows between us.

I'm not a photographer, but I can already picture our first date. It's pixel perfect.

I think my phone's brightness is broken. It seems way too dim compared to your smile.

I'm not a meteorologist, but I'm predicting a storm of feelings, with a 100% chance of me falling for you.

I'm not a thief, but I'm here to steal a moment of your time... and maybe your heart.

Are you a UFO? Because you're out of this world and you've just abducted my attention.

Are you a keyboard shortcut? Because you're saving my night from being boring.

You must be made of honey, because you're bee-autiful and I'm feeling a sweet attraction.

I'm not a professional artist, but you're the only thing I want to draw closer.

Are you a highlighter? Because you're the brightest part of my day.

Do you have a name, or can I just call you 'my next favorite daydream'?

I just lost my favorite teddy bear. Can I sleep with you instead?

I think my day was missing a highlight. And then I saw you.

I'm not a farmer, but you're growing on me like a weed in a perfectly manicured lawn.

If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet one. And I'm suddenly in the mood for a snack.

I'm not a professional chef, but I can tell you're made of all the right ingredients.

Are you a dictionary? Because you give a whole new meaning to the word 'stunning'.

Did we go to school together? I swear we had chemistry, and I'm ready to be your lab partner.

Are you a calendar? Because you've got 'date' written all over you.