Best Pickup Lines

Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon.

Are you a drum set? Because I want to bang you all night long.

Are you a baker? Because you just made my heart melt like butter.

Are you President's Day? Because you deserve a three-day weekend dedicated entirely to appreciating you.

Are you a compass? Because you just pointed my heart in a whole new direction.

Are you a charger? Because I'm at 1%, and you're the only thing that can save my night.

You must be a browser cookie, because I can't seem to delete you from my thoughts.

You're like a good meme: you made me stop scrolling and smile.

You must be a campfire, because you're making me feel all warm and fuzzy, and I want s'more of you.

I'm not a carpenter, but I can give you the wood you've been looking for all day.

Do you have a name, or can I call you 'my next favorite notification'?

I'm not a professional photographer, but I can already see us developing... a really great story.

Is your name Adobe? Because you're making my heart Photoshop itself closer to you.

I'm not sure what's brighter, the stars outside or your smile.

Are you a potato? Because my eyes are peeling for you.

Are you a broom? Because you've just swept me off my feet.

I was having a pretty average day, but then you walked in and suddenly it's a highlight reel.

If you were a parking ticket, I wouldn't even mind paying the fine.

I think my phone is broken. It's supposed to have your number in it, but it's clearly missing.

My shoelaces must be untied, because I'm tripping over my own feet trying to get to you.