Best Pick-Up Lines

Dirty
Did you get those pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off!
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Nerdy
Baby, you're like a student and I am like a math book; you solve all my problems.
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Nerdy
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.
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Nerdy
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
3
Dirty
Were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!
3
Dirty
Hey, do you like pudding? Well how about pudding this dick in your mouth?
3
Corny
I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
3
Corny
Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I've found his missing angel.
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Creepy
Bend over and touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes!
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Cheesy
I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
2
Dirty
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
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Dirty
You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
2
Dirty
Do you come here often? Because I'm about to come here right now.
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Corny
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
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Cheesy
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
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Creepy
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry - I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas!
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Dirty
I'll treat you like my homework; I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
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Cheesy
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
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Dirty
You are the Sun to my Moon, the Yin to my Yang, there's no one else that I'd rather bang.
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Dirty
Wanna be my girlfrien'? I didn't put the 'D' because you'll get that later.
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