Best Pick-Up Lines

Cheesy
On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need.
10
Dirty
I was going to tell you a joke about my cock, but it's too long.
6
Cheesy
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
5
Cheesy
Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
5
Cheesy
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
5
Dirty
Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!
4
Dirty
You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
4
Cheesy
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
4
Dirty
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
4
Cheesy
You know what's beautiful? Read the first word.
4
Dirty
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!
4
Cheesy
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
4
Cheesy
Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
3
Cheesy
Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
3
Cheesy
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
3
Corny
They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?
3
Cheesy
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
3
Cheesy
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
3
Creepy
You're so good lookin', I'd drink your bath water.
3
Cheesy
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
3
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